♛ Inbox

[wittings]

INBOX.
( specify voice | video | text | ooc )

Hello. You have reached the voice mail of--

Andraste's tits and ass what is this blighted--

Please leave your message after the beep.

BEEP.

Comments

[ex_doglord309]

Make sure to read this.

[ Even if they're

the same person

he figures he should make sure everyone he knows has seen this. ]

[wittings]

[Reading through this before replying. It takes her about ten minutes, tops.]

That... was surprisingly informative. [Unlike 101 uses for a phallic tuber...!!!!!] Should I thank myself?

[ex_doglord309]

I suppose that's acceptable. [ He can't help but smile. ]

[wittings]

Lauding my own achievements is always acceptable. [Okay but, being serious here now.] Did you share this with the others?

[ex_doglord309]

Anders, though he's being an ass and refusing to read it.

[ he hasn't come up with a fenris plan yet

and merrill was next on his list, but he hasn't gotten to her yet. ]

[wittings]

[AN...DERS... please excuse her while she facepalms dutifully for a second here.]

Should have probably expected that.

[ex_doglord309]

If it's not about a revolution, he isn't very interested.

[wittings]

Perhaps next time we should tell him he'll find a special secret code for a revolution if he reads through all of it.

[ex_doglord309]

Oh clever.

[wittings]

If we're lucky, he'll actually read through it instead of complaining about the code being too secret.

[ex_doglord309]

Is that even possible?